give me a funny answer, as the king of zebras, I desire an origianal answer, do not fail me, else my pack of disturbed wild flamingos will eat baby koalas out of your eye sockets...
2007-01-19 12:52:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my toaster has a special unkidnappable chip installed into its crumb tray. some people think that the tray is just for collecting crumbs and feeding them to the moles that live in my parents' jumpsuit collection, but actually there are tiny ninjas there
2007-01-20 09:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No never a toaster, but I do enjoy randomly kidnapping other small kitchen appliances (coffee pots, blenders, etc...)
Hey, if this answer is original enough maybe our packs of disturbed wild flamingos can hang out....
;-)
2007-01-19 21:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No but I kidnapped a micro wave to bl*w up prairie dogs and koala babies along with kiwi fruit. I love zebras.
2007-01-19 20:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My disturbed wild AND rabid flamingos will kick your flamingoes asss...
No. Toasters are kind of easy to spot. I like to go stealth and kidnap the refridgerators. They rack in the most ransom money anyhow.
2007-01-19 20:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Naw the toaster kidnaped me and forced me to eat butter and bread.
2007-01-19 20:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to be President?
I hope you're not talking about Shiny Toaster.
2007-01-19 21:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, i focus mainly on other assorted kitchen devices. I like to swipe spatulas then wedge them in the crack between the front door and the wall, four or five at a time, then sit and watch as people try to get out. Then I jump and scream "You didn't spray it with Pam did you???" over and over again.
2007-01-19 21:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
my toaster will hunt you down and make pink cinnamon toast out of your birds! then ,my son , you and your koala friends can have a LOVELY brunch with mimosas (of course) down by the 'ol swimin' hole-
2007-01-19 21:07:46 · answer #8 · answered by juststopit 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, but I always cut the plug off first, just to be sure.
2007-01-19 20:56:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No toasters, but I did help TP a house....
2007-01-19 20:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by from HJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋