A teacher of English in Gotham, the legendary city famous for the not-so-bright, told his class of aspiring wirter,"Any good short story always contains one or more of these essentials: religion, emaotion, sex, mystery, surpise, and royalty. For you next assignment, write a story using as many of these essentials as possible."
The best one was only one line long:
"My God!" wept the beauty-contest queen. "I'm pregnant! Who can the father be?"
When a man brings his wife a gift for no reason, there's a reason.
sex: the most fun you can have without laughing
2007-01-18
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