A teacher of English in Gotham, the legendary city famous for the not-so-bright, told his class of aspiring wirter,"Any good short story always contains one or more of these essentials: religion, emaotion, sex, mystery, surpise, and royalty. For you next assignment, write a story using as many of these essentials as possible."
The best one was only one line long:
"My God!" wept the beauty-contest queen. "I'm pregnant! Who can the father be?"
When a man brings his wife a gift for no reason, there's a reason.
sex: the most fun you can have without laughing
2007-01-18 12:26:25 · 12 answers · asked by diggerml 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a psychiatrist was checking up on a sea captain and was asking him some questions "......and how much alcohol do you consume a week, captain?"
"oh, maybe five or six beers. no whiskey"
"and drugs-drugs of any sort?"
"none, doctor. none at all."
"cigarettes per day?"
"i don't smoke"
"how do you sleep, captain?"
"extremely well, thanks."
"do you ever get sever headaches?"
"no."
the doctor scans the list and says "and one more thing...when was the last time you slept with a woman?"
the captain thought. "1958...."
"1958?!?!" the phychiatrist gasped. "good lord captain! that long ago?
the captain was puzzled. "but doctor, it's only-" he checked his watch. "22:10 now. "
2007-01-18 12:29:04 · update #1
those are pretty funny
2007-01-18 12:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by LazyDaisy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-18 20:48:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didnt get the first one but the second was funny
2007-01-18 21:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the last one a lot
2007-01-18 20:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by crazychick 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the second 1 was betr
2007-01-18 21:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by STAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its so funny that i need to go in the bathroom to pee, and i peed for 1minute
2007-01-18 20:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by Goblin Techies 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the second one better.
2007-01-18 21:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♫ singin_gurl1200 ♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever..good jokes.
2007-01-18 20:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes : }
2007-01-18 20:31:49 · answer #9 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I liked it!
2007-01-18 20:30:25 · answer #10 · answered by Ramblin Rose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋