you are so jealous of me because im WAY sexier than you. come on, admit it!!
2007-01-18 12:27:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yup, you're the sexiest turkey I've ever seen.
2007-01-18 12:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll admit it straight out and clear for you to hear. No, I am not jealous because you're sexy. I have no clue as to what you look like. I actually have a life, and no offense to you, but I will never have any interest in you. Well, if it's just a friendship, sure. But no love, I'm taken.
2007-01-18 20:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh you wish jerky turkey
i have my own turkey gig
i hug everyone and shout to the top of my lungs [my turkey character name not saying the name because i do not want anyone to steal it] LOVES YOU
all while my friend in a cow boy outfit chases me around shooting toy guns shouting YEEHAA
i violate many people with hugs and turkey love
while my cow boy stalking friend inquires if any one has seen an over sized turkey whom just got if its leash
lil kids run up and hug me
lil i old ladies i hug then beak their hand and offer them my room key and room number for some hot sweet smexy turkey love
[i think mothballs and that wrinkle smell is smexy]
it all started out as a lil prank then the turkey business just escalated
I'm the turkey park terror
[turkey character name]loves you[whispers]loves ya long time
2007-01-18 20:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by niffirg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree YOUR the Man!
Massive, strong, handsome, viral, and cerebral. I can admit it I'm jealous of of you because your the one steals the girls and makes them cry.
I hope to pick up your dropping o masterful one. Please explain your powers over mere mortals like ours and l share your powers over the weaker sex.
My question to you is "Are still wetting your bed?" I'm sure is a mom a pain about that!
2007-01-18 21:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sgt 524 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah baby
That's why I had to change from a chicken to a witch. I realized I just couldn't compete.
You stud muffin.
*sigh*
2007-01-18 20:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but I'll get you next Thanksgiving.
2007-01-18 20:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Papa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO WAY homer is ultimate chick magnet
2007-01-18 20:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by SUPERSTAR X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right, whatever. You keep on believing that if it makes you feel better.
2007-01-18 20:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU are stalking ME.
you must be jealous of ME!
2007-01-18 20:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I'm a 10 !
2007-01-18 20:30:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋