Last winter Fred met a woman while on vacation in the Florida Keys & fell madly in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner at the Ocean View & had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.
"It's only fair to warn you I'm a total golf nut," Fred said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep & breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."
"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."
"I see," Fred replied & was quiet for a moment.
Then he said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."
2007-01-18
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