Well I have to show I can be nasty (LOL) so here's my blonde joke:
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it andhanded it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
2007-01-18 19:14:59 · 33 answers · asked by fly boy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh you are a naught one. I'm blonde and I'm going to have to put you over my knee for this one!
2007-01-18 19:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by le païen 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-07 09:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by bungay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-18 19:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Andy S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...are blonde jokes taking over from Irish ones now? I remember when this was about Paddy and Murphy (the Garda).
2007-01-18 22:36:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one im goin to return the favor u, ready for this::
scientific studies show that a mojority of woman have intelligent dna in them, the only problem is that 95% of them spit it out
2007-01-18 19:28:09 · answer #5 · answered by Nate Dogg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good blond joke,most of them are just boring!
2007-01-18 23:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by Rissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same joke has been on YA before. Still not kind to Blondes though. I think all women are great be they blonde or otherwise.
2007-01-18 21:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This gives blondes a bad name!
2007-01-18 20:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My mother is blonde how dare you! any way i,ve heard that joke one to many time's.
2007-01-18 19:23:23 · answer #9 · answered by xXJohnny Depps Secret LoverXx 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i,m blonde &i,m still laughing that is a good 1 xx
2007-01-18 19:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by blonde286021 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋