A Pepsi salesman goes out into the jungles far, far away and is gone for a long time. The office back home starts getting worried about him, so they send out a big search party looking for him. They trek around for a couple of days, and eventually find a trail of Pepsi cans. They ask one of the natives in the village if he had seen the guy who had all these cans. "Oh, yes, we ate him."
"What? You ate him? You mean you ate all of him?"
"Yes, we ate him all up."
"Like everything? You ate all of him? You ate his arms and legs?"
"Yes."
"You ate his head, and his stomach?"
"Yes."
"What about his thing, did you eat that too?"
"Nope, we didn't eat his thing. Things go better with coke."
2007-01-17
19:51:30
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