A Pepsi salesman goes out into the jungles far, far away and is gone for a long time. The office back home starts getting worried about him, so they send out a big search party looking for him. They trek around for a couple of days, and eventually find a trail of Pepsi cans. They ask one of the natives in the village if he had seen the guy who had all these cans. "Oh, yes, we ate him."
"What? You ate him? You mean you ate all of him?"
"Yes, we ate him all up."
"Like everything? You ate all of him? You ate his arms and legs?"
"Yes."
"You ate his head, and his stomach?"
"Yes."
"What about his thing, did you eat that too?"
"Nope, we didn't eat his thing. Things go better with coke."
2007-01-17 19:51:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you don't know mottos, you won't get this joke sorry!
2007-01-17 20:02:02 · update #1
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-5BULsD4hfq1bm1404fg-?cq=1
2007-01-17 20:50:31 · update #2
That wasn't funny at all...
2007-01-17 19:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Knee 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Take this one.
My wife belongs to the Dark Ages because she looks terrible in a bright light.
2007-01-17 20:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Yohannes L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! But not easily understood. Like you say we need to know the mottos.
2007-01-17 20:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by Fish Master 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about the man who sprayed his lawn with beer so that the grass would come up half cut!!
2007-01-25 07:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by hogasnogie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree "things go better with Coke" but then how "c*m" I prefer Pepsi? (get it?!).
2007-01-25 10:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! I might try that one out on the cheesy joksters at work!
2007-01-25 19:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by GgMac 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
-5
2007-01-17 19:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by Capri 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No offense, but things do go better with coke!! LOL
2007-01-17 20:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by hs671 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Average, but stil made me LOL
2007-01-24 21:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humor! Ar ar!
2007-01-17 20:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
always the real thing >>> COKE
2007-01-23 21:33:40 · answer #11 · answered by Trish S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋