Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself!"

2007-01-16 12:38:18 · 31 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 12:38:12 · 6 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

im not sure of the album i think its the lates one its the song after mama's kitchen

2007-01-16 12:37:07 · 5 answers · asked by redants 2 in Music

I love them all.

2007-01-16 12:37:01 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its By Ciara
And The Chorus Goes Like This:
It Aint Me It Aint me
I Said Ohh
Its Gotta Be You

2007-01-16 12:37:01 · 9 answers · asked by d_amber87 1 in Music

eaten a whole bouquet of flowers?

2007-01-16 12:36:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:36:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

PAUL AND LINDA, DENNY LAINE AND HENRY McCULLOUGH.

2007-01-16 12:36:45 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

cars in your ears?

2007-01-16 12:36:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:36:22 · 21 answers · asked by tboyd322001 3 in Celebrities

does anyone know how to play chords/bar chords on cello? fingerings would be pretty cool... thanks

2007-01-16 12:36:07 · 2 answers · asked by gene_is_guilty42 2 in Music

what do you think of me?

2007-01-16 12:36:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:36:06 · 11 answers · asked by gypsy_child75 1 in Movies

2007-01-16 12:36:00 · 9 answers · asked by prtty_patricia 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:35:39 · 9 answers · asked by andrei b 1 in Celebrities

How would you do it? Or...how DO you do it?♥

2007-01-16 12:35:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What were they like in real life?? You know what I mean.

2007-01-16 12:35:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

That was not a good room for singing aduditions.

2007-01-16 12:34:55 · 2 answers · asked by elliebear 7 in Television

And who thinks Anthony Kiedis is cute? My friends think he's just a hippie. :P

2007-01-16 12:34:42 · 10 answers · asked by Savannah 2 in Celebrities

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... We can't hire you."

"But wait," he says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

The applicant reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well, then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking and asked for aspirin?"

2007-01-16 12:34:26 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

dropped your sweater in your cereal?
and then wore it anyways?
did it reak of milk?

2007-01-16 12:34:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:34:10 · 7 answers · asked by MBA Chick 2 in Polls & Surveys

PAUL AND LINDA, DENNY LAINE,LAURENCE JUBER AND STEVE HOLLEY.

2007-01-16 12:34:04 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-16 12:33:34 · 16 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What did you guys think of Candace Cameron being of
that's so Raven last night ? I thought it was great........

2007-01-16 12:33:17 · 1 answers · asked by koko 6 in Celebrities

2007-01-16 12:33:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:33:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

bent over to pick up something and then forgot why you were there?

2007-01-16 12:32:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

2007-01-16 12:32:20 · 18 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

movies with subtitles?

2007-01-16 12:32:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys