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Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.

When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself!"

2007-01-16 12:38:18 · 31 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

Utterly hilarious, I love your avatar, thank you for telling this joke.

Any chance of 10 points?

2007-01-16 12:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Funny,yes!
And at least the hunt wasn’t
a total failure. They did get “ some” of
the Bull. Though it might not be the part they wanted.
People say that in situations like this, you gotta get the bull by the horns... I think these guys got the other end.

2007-01-16 21:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

The guy in the front was doing grass, while the guy in the back was enjoying beautiful moosic. I Tink it's funny.

2007-01-16 21:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by Commander 3 · 0 0

Very Good

2007-01-17 01:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0 0

Mis read moose as Mouse and thought you meant he was looking for his hole !

2007-01-16 21:06:18 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0 0

one word tink brill 10 /10

2007-01-17 03:05:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha nice one that poor fella in the back Lmao. :D thumbs up!!

2007-01-16 20:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0 0

Oldy but funny....7.9999/10

2007-01-16 21:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ouch.....hehehe

2007-01-17 04:08:02 · answer #9 · answered by patti 3 · 0 0

funny lol 10/10

2007-01-17 02:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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