Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink and piece of chalk. Finishes his drink then before he leaves he draws a line down the middle of the bar and says to the customers on the left of it that they are all wankers and those on the right are all tossers and calmly walks out. Next night he arrives again and again ask for a drink and piece of chalk, finishes his drink and before leaving draws a line down the centre and tells those on the left there all wankers and those on the right all tossers.. One guy says to his mate, i gonna say something if he does that again.. Next night he arrives and orders his drink and piece of chalk.. Drinks his drink and before leaving draws a line down the middle of the bar and points to the right and says, you on this side are all tossers and you on the left are all wankers.. The guy jumps up and shouts, 'hey' i'm not a tosser.. Oh well, in that case get over that side you wanker..
2007-01-14
03:40:33
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