Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink and piece of chalk. Finishes his drink then before he leaves he draws a line down the middle of the bar and says to the customers on the left of it that they are all wankers and those on the right are all tossers and calmly walks out. Next night he arrives again and again ask for a drink and piece of chalk, finishes his drink and before leaving draws a line down the centre and tells those on the left there all wankers and those on the right all tossers.. One guy says to his mate, i gonna say something if he does that again.. Next night he arrives and orders his drink and piece of chalk.. Drinks his drink and before leaving draws a line down the middle of the bar and points to the right and says, you on this side are all tossers and you on the left are all wankers.. The guy jumps up and shouts, 'hey' i'm not a tosser.. Oh well, in that case get over that side you wanker..
2007-01-14 03:40:33 · 15 answers · asked by maddferit 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You guaranteed I'd laugh.
Unfortunately, I didn't.
I therefore apply for a refund, and I want it in cash, not by voucher!
2007-01-14 03:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can order a piece of chalk in a bar?
I'm in California and the joke doesn't translate that well here.
2007-01-14 03:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry old joke heard it in many different ways
2007-01-14 03:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard better but still liked it. nice 1
2007-01-14 03:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by stu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke, hahaha.
2007-01-14 03:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wit is simply divine.
2007-01-14 03:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by Im.not.a.hero 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok but not a gut buster
2007-01-14 03:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I chuckled to myself calmly......
2007-01-14 03:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic pmsl
2007-01-14 03:44:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny i love it
2007-01-14 03:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋