Entertainment & Music - 12 January 2007

The tattoo artist asked, "why do you want a $100 tattooed on your penis?"

The man replied, "You should see how fast my wife can blow 100 bucks!"

2007-01-12 07:50:36 · 10 answers · asked by n&ph fetish (male) 3 in Jokes & Riddles

is Toby Keith married? i was watching his new movie last night(broken bridges) and the subject came up of him being married or not...

2007-01-12 07:50:35 · 9 answers · asked by kate 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-12 07:50:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-12 07:50:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jeremy Piven must. Any others.

2007-01-12 07:50:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-12 07:49:56 · 5 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 07:49:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 07:49:32 · 6 answers · asked by mrbush 5 in Polls & Surveys

Looking forward to see that?

2007-01-12 07:49:19 · 6 answers · asked by jkorchai 2 in Movies

2007-01-12 07:48:26 · 28 answers · asked by J-Dawn 7 in Polls & Surveys

well he's a vergen and the dude is what like 31 now {as of 2006} I read that in the internet wikiedia is never wrong tust me on that plus he says every time one of AFI's new albun comes out he chanes he's hair also read on the wikiedia to so I dunno that's why I'm askin' you

2007-01-12 07:48:14 · 13 answers · asked by 丰Gothic Princess丰 3 in Music

A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

2007-01-12 07:47:58 · 4 answers · asked by tronary 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-12 07:47:39 · 19 answers · asked by septdev 2 in Movies

10 points....well u know

2007-01-12 07:46:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-12 07:46:19 · 7 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

i remember watching a movie where a demon (or something evil) crawls up inside this woman while she's sleeping and she ends up being pregnant with it...gives birth to it later and it comes out like a normal baby. then it sheds that skin and takes off. and while she's 'pregnant' with it, it talks to her and during a scene where she's having sex with a guy it grabs the dudes "stuff" mid-sex.
i know it sounds strange but it's bugging me that i can't remember this movie!
thanks!

2007-01-12 07:46:11 · 9 answers · asked by Shell 1 in Movies

2007-01-12 07:46:02 · 35 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Polls & Surveys

I so, do you vote for the funniest, or try to find a best answer?
Why?

I'm just curious, there's over 900 000 of them, and I'm leaving this one unresolved, so vote peeps.

2007-01-12 07:45:55 · 34 answers · asked by hapynys 2 in Polls & Surveys

your guys' answers are cracking me up and I totally have the giggles today. My co-workers must think I'm loony by now but I don't care. Thanks everyone!!

2007-01-12 07:45:41 · 9 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”

Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”

2007-01-12 07:45:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-12 07:45:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

does anyone good animes at i can watch i've watch the following so plz don't write them:
-InuYasha
-DNAngel
-Chobits
-KMO
-FMA(full metal achemist)
-full metal panic
-Nautro
and i think thats all of them.


Thank you for your help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-12 07:45:36 · 19 answers · asked by esma_susuz 1 in Comics & Animation

if it is, then that sucks @ss cuz i thought it was about a HUMAN seriel killer???!!!!!

2007-01-12 07:45:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

and go EAGLES tomorrow night!

2007-01-12 07:44:23 · 29 answers · asked by always thinkin 5 in Polls & Surveys

no joke, they really are!, should I get my paintball gun and go to the upstairs window?

2007-01-12 07:44:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need to write a paper on the movie i need help on it

2007-01-12 07:44:07 · 3 answers · asked by dania 1 in Movies

2007-01-12 07:43:46 · 8 answers · asked by nobritx 1 in Music

For example, and without naming names, I made the same joke about 2 other participants here at P&S. One of them picked up on it and played right along. The other, who I figured would pick up on it because they always joke around the same way, sent me an incredibly nasty email regarding it.

Is it that they can't seperate reality from fantasy? Or is it just that they like to deal it out, but don't want it dealt back?

2007-01-12 07:43:38 · 21 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 07:43:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It wasn't me who hit that kid at DisneyWorld. Some people don't know the difference.

2007-01-12 07:43:16 · 8 answers · asked by T_I_GG_E_R 5 in Polls & Surveys