Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”
Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”
2007-01-12 07:45:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If love is blind, then how come there be love at first sight??? or is tht sumthing people say in a fancy way?
2007-01-13 05:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, much of this is true. But in the first one, LOVE and Marriage are holding each others hand. I love being married and every good and bad part of it. Maybe i am just one of those exceptions that gets both, a very loving marriage where we cuddle on the sofa while eating the take out. that was a cool posting though.
2007-01-12 07:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by micah z 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It seems that you have not yet fell Inlove, nor Married! To this humble human;
Love is Insanity, that kind of Insanity that drove the Early Pioneers to Fly, or the type of Insanity that drove me to Skydiving, or the Insanity of Miquel Angelo painting.
Marriage is a Lottery: many buy tickets, but few strike Gold!
DonYan Casanova
2007-01-13 06:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by 0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK some of those things are really true! but its not that dismal when you are married...the kids one cracked me up!
2007-01-12 07:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by Laceyfromcali 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So true yet I still can not wait to be married!
2007-01-12 07:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha that is funny, my relationship has gotten better since I got married!!! thank God!!!
2007-01-12 07:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-01-12 07:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is great as well.
2007-01-12 08:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good. u have a great observation quality.
2007-01-12 07:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DIng, Ding, Ding!!! We have a winner.
2007-01-12 08:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by tiffantre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋