Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You’ve been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on it’s head."

2007-01-11 06:01:55 · 9 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Just wondering .. what is your favorite band? Mine, well I have two. Simple Plan and Hinder.

2007-01-11 06:01:21 · 35 answers · asked by Brystle 1 in Music

alrighty. So I love this guy more than anything, but about 2 weeks ago I questioned myself wether I was still as much in love with him. And I am. Very much so. But last night I told him about this, and now he thinks I don't love him anymore...But I do love him still..

could you possibly help me out as to why I ever questioned my love for him?? thanks bunches.

2007-01-11 06:00:56 · 8 answers · asked by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 in Polls & Surveys

You looked at an old photo album and cried?

2007-01-11 06:00:45 · 44 answers · asked by Fluffy Rover 5 in Polls & Surveys

want to see it, but just wondering what everyone who saw it thinks of it..

2007-01-11 06:00:44 · 16 answers · asked by godsgirl200718 3 in Movies

The trash only runs once a week here. I only have one small trash can, and I have to share it with the apartment next to me. I recycle, but still have too much trash! Should I get a goat to help out with the problem? Can I keep it in a kennel on the balcony?

2007-01-11 06:00:35 · 26 answers · asked by Patty O' Green 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-01-11 06:00:24 · 7 answers · asked by James M 5 in Television

he would drive around the British Isles beating badgers with a spade and throwing them in the back of his van. He would then drive into the sea screaming 'This is what they oughta do to all them blasted 'seakers!', killing them all in the process. He would clamber out of the van and make his way back to dry land. Sopping wet he would meet up with Westlife or that weeks guest group where they would do a song together whilst the end credits rolled.

I only vaguely remember it, and it probably wasn't even Bruce Forsyth but what was it called?

2007-01-11 06:00:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

would you be able to restrain your self from assaulting someone?

not me, my brain would no longer control my actions : )

2007-01-11 05:59:57 · 32 answers · asked by maccnthabox5 1 in Polls & Surveys

and the others just flock around looking for the way to go?

2007-01-11 05:59:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy named Mike goes to a local brothel and requests to see Cindy. Everyone is surprised, because Cindy is very, very expensive to rent out. She charges $1,000 per night. But to everyone's surprise, he takes out $1K and spends the night with Cindy.

The next night, Mike came back again and asks to see Cindy. Once again, he spends the night with her for $1K.

(the same thing happens the third night)

The fourth day, Cindy gets a phone call from Mike's friend, who just happens to know Cindy, also. "Hey, Cindy, it's Paul," the guy said.

"You won't believe this," Cindy said. "Some guy came three nights in a row and ended up giving me $3,000 dollars!"

"Oh, good," Paul said, "So he gave you the money I owed you."

2007-01-11 05:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-01-11 05:58:28 · 4 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-11 05:58:22 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard a Stevie Wonder song done in acappella, I believe it was "For your Love". Does any one know of any Stevie Wonder acappella songs?

2007-01-11 05:58:20 · 5 answers · asked by extrapointclub 1 in Music

2007-01-11 05:58:16 · 27 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 05:58:06 · 14 answers · asked by tasha_tut_tutty 1 in Celebrities

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight - Postal Service

2007-01-11 05:57:54 · 21 answers · asked by The Royal Followills 2 in Music

... people answer with a couple of letters and then go back and edit their answer after. Just so they can be top of the list & they have had all the time to read everyone elses response?

2007-01-11 05:57:27 · 10 answers · asked by I am Crystal S. 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 16yr old girl, I'm 5'1" and 115 pounds. Just be honest..

2007-01-11 05:57:15 · 30 answers · asked by LiL PumPkiN♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather live in the USA or Australia and why? What are the pros and cons of each? I think America is going to the dogs and would like to know some things about Australia as it seems to be an interesting place to live!!

2007-01-11 05:56:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 05:56:33 · 6 answers · asked by watson101303 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Dilly Deliveries has a new peculiar route. The driver has to deliver packages to 8 places shown below. He does not need to visit them in logical order.

Below this is how the buildings are actual are. The green grocer then troys toys etc on the top street. The street below is melodys music then hanks bank, etc

Green Grocer - Troys Toys - Tourist Travel - Myers Tires


Melodys Music - Hanks Bank - Peters Pets - Reta Restaurant

North is up west is right east is left is weast and south is down

Instead, the driver is to follow the directions listed here. Number the businesses above in order in which they should be visited. Find the number of packages to be delivered.

1. the second delivery is directly north of the first delivery and has one fewer package than the first.
2. Melody music needs all five packages deliveredd by 11:00 AM
3. By the time the paper work is completed, the packages verified, and greetings exchanged between driver and the recipient, each delivery takes 15 minutes.
4. the bank is never the last delivery. it always receives 4 packages.
5. troys toys has the most packages of all. His delivery will contain as many packages as all others combined.
6. Pete’s deliveries are live animals which need to be unloaded first when the store opens at 9:30 AM.
7. The fourth delivery is directly east of the first delivery and contains twice the number of packages.
8. The travel agency and the pet store combined are to receive the same number of packages as the music store.
9. The fifth delivery contains three boxes.
10. The third delivery is two stores west of the second.
11. The tire store, the grocer, and pet store will all have the same number of packages. They are the only ones with the same amount.

2007-01-11 05:55:52 · 7 answers · asked by Hardcore 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to take my hot little wife on a trip to show her a good time

2007-01-11 05:55:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hard, or gummy?

2007-01-11 05:55:29 · 16 answers · asked by Fluffy Rover 5 in Polls & Surveys

slow poke

2007-01-11 05:55:29 · 11 answers · asked by mud 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-11 05:55:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i think it is really good

2007-01-11 05:55:22 · 5 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Television

2007-01-11 05:55:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-11 05:55:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

my co-worker claims to have seen these so called "cat people" that wear cat ear hats and have a tail and painted wiskers on there face. can anyone else validate these claims?

2007-01-11 05:54:34 · 5 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Jokes & Riddles