A guy named Mike goes to a local brothel and requests to see Cindy. Everyone is surprised, because Cindy is very, very expensive to rent out. She charges $1,000 per night. But to everyone's surprise, he takes out $1K and spends the night with Cindy.
The next night, Mike came back again and asks to see Cindy. Once again, he spends the night with her for $1K.
(the same thing happens the third night)
The fourth day, Cindy gets a phone call from Mike's friend, who just happens to know Cindy, also. "Hey, Cindy, it's Paul," the guy said.
"You won't believe this," Cindy said. "Some guy came three nights in a row and ended up giving me $3,000 dollars!"
"Oh, good," Paul said, "So he gave you the money I owed you."
2007-01-11 05:58:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious. Thank you for the laugh, I really needed it...
2007-01-11 06:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol......... so both Cindy & Paul got screwed by Mike!
2007-01-11 14:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-11 14:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute and it sounds like a typical guy!
2007-01-11 14:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! My coworkers loved it.
2007-01-11 14:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-01-11 14:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about being taken!!! lol
2007-01-11 14:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLAI!!!!!!!!!! (rollin on the floor like an idiot)
i dont get it....
we fly high, no lie,
2007-01-11 14:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by lol, limewire.... or whatever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
2007-01-11 14:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart guy! =)
2007-01-11 14:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋