Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

Guys, just a few jokes to keep you happy...........

Two girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-storey store advertising men for sale. They go in and see a first-floor sign that reads "All the men on this floor are short and ugly." The women decide to take the elevator to the next floor. There the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and handsome." This isn't good enough so the women continue up. On the third floor the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and ugly," The women want to do better so they keep going. On the fourth floor the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and handsome." the women get excited but decide to see what's on the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads. "NO MEN HERE...this floor was built to prove there's no way to please a woman."
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Why do women close their eyes while they are having sex?
They can't stand to see a man having a good time. :)
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Why do women have orgasms?
It gives them an extra reason to moan.
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2007-01-10 08:41:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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a super star question?

do Corbin Bleu have a girlfriend.how old is Corbin Bleu.and why do Corbin Bleu and his dad have different last names

2007-01-10 08:41:14 · 3 answers · asked by corbin bleu's girlfriend 1 in Polls & Surveys

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who`s the most conceded person you know?????!!!!!!!???????

2007-01-10 08:41:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Moms: Why is Britney Spears out partying every night when she has a 4 month old baby?

When you had your baby, did you go out partying every single night or was that impossible to do?

2007-01-10 08:41:08 · 16 answers · asked by Jo 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Finding money in the street? Does it bring Luck? (even small change),,How much was the biggest amount u found?

2007-01-10 08:40:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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i need song and the artist?

im not a perfect person theres many things i wish i didnt do

2007-01-10 08:40:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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who is the best rapper?

between:
50Cent and The Game?
2pac and BIG?
Jay-Z and Nas?

and just randomly who is your fav? not just the ones above

2007-01-10 08:40:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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two cows standing in a field?

and one said to the other.
" i was artificially inseminated this morning"
"No kiddin "said Daisy" i dont believe you"
"its true" said Dolly, "straight up no bull"

2007-01-10 08:40:19 · 9 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you find irresistibly sexy?

For me it's bald men with goatees, they drive me crazy

2007-01-10 08:39:44 · 30 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

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can anyone find a picture of Rachael Leigh Cook's room in the movie "Tangled"?

2007-01-10 08:39:43 · 1 answers · asked by Raining on a Sunday 1 in Movies

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i need song and artist?

im not crazy im just a little unwell and i know right now ya dont care

2007-01-10 08:39:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Whats that song called that goes"I took her ouyt on Monday.. We were making love by saturday" Ahh HELO?

yeah i waz looking up songs 4 mi IPOD & i cant think of wats its called or whos it bye.... HELP PLEASE?

2007-01-10 08:39:21 · 7 answers · asked by Stephanie F 1 in Music

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Riddle me.............?

A man lies dead on a beach. All he has is his clothes. The only thing on the beach with him is a rock. How did he die?

2007-01-10 08:39:15 · 8 answers · asked by Puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Don't those twins from america's next top model look like Fiona Apple?

I think she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's a pic: http://www.morethings.com/music/fiona_apple/fiona-apple-048-img.jpg

there are better ones but that's the one that looks like those twins.

and jada form ANTM looks like a black hilary swank.

and anchal is like really really pretty.http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k213/Biroute/TM7_Anchal_191.jpg

2007-01-10 08:38:34 · 6 answers · asked by >>Rican[Mamii♥]<< 3 in Celebrities

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What do you think is gonna happen in Smallville?

2007-01-10 08:38:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What does "Swap my mon, to buy my John, what he need-o" mean?

It's from the song Jambalaya...

2007-01-10 08:38:19 · 7 answers · asked by Kurt J 4 in Music

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I need help with these Math Riddles?

1.What makes a monorail a monorail?

2. What is wrong with the naming of the months September, October, November and December?

3. In the Olympic Games the Triathlon has three events, the Pentathlon has five, and the Decathlon has ten. What would you call a contest of seven events?

4. SInce we call a ten-sided shape a decagon, an eight-sided shape an octogon, a six-sided shape an hexagon, and five sided shape a pentagon, can you suggest a different name for a triangle?

5. A centurian was a roman soldier in command of this many soldiers.

6. If a monarchy is 1 one ruler leading a country, what is a tetrarchy?

7. An octahedron is a solid with 8 faces and looks like a diamond. A tetrahedron has 4 triangular faces and looks like a pyramid. A hexahedron has square faces. What would it look like?

8. If a octopus loses 1 leg, what should he be called?

9. How many sides are there on a pentagon?

Thanks any answer will help me.