Just a joke!
Before everyone throws their rattles out of the pushchair.
Bill Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He`s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, "I want to go to Disneyland with my Friends" and Bill replies, "No problem, I`ll take you on Air Force One".
The second kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in T.V and Stereo headset!"
Clinton, looking perplexed utters: "But, son, you don`t look like you`re handicapped".
The kid answers, " I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry *** from drowning"!!
2007-01-10
08:31:22
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