Just a joke!
Before everyone throws their rattles out of the pushchair.
Bill Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He`s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, "I want to go to Disneyland with my Friends" and Bill replies, "No problem, I`ll take you on Air Force One".
The second kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in T.V and Stereo headset!"
Clinton, looking perplexed utters: "But, son, you don`t look like you`re handicapped".
The kid answers, " I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry *** from drowning"!!
2007-01-10 08:31:22 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK, Cigaro, rightly noted.....The second kid wants Nike trainers, and of course, Bill says he will get them for him.
Maybe I should have a Brandy! I`m sure it will help my memory!?? ; )
2007-01-10 08:41:00 · update #1
LOL!! oh my god.. that's a good one!
2007-01-10 08:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Thats a cracker! Hehehehehehee hahahahahhahahaha tee heee. I'm still laughing.
2007-01-10 16:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even the kids know he is an a r s e hole 9/10 you got more tink
2007-01-10 16:48:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THere were three kids...I want to hear what the other one said.
2007-01-10 16:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by cigaro19 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That was good haha
2007-01-10 16:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-10 16:35:42 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that a good one..very funny
2007-01-10 16:36:17 · answer #7 · answered by jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it ok to laugh at this one?
2007-01-10 16:38:19 · answer #8 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm no that joke should go on Bush
2007-01-11 11:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha! funny!
2007-01-10 16:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by ms.chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.... funny.... im sure my daddy would have done the same thing if i saved him.
2007-01-10 16:36:27 · answer #11 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋