Guys, just a few jokes to keep you happy...........
Two girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-storey store advertising men for sale. They go in and see a first-floor sign that reads "All the men on this floor are short and ugly." The women decide to take the elevator to the next floor. There the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and handsome." This isn't good enough so the women continue up. On the third floor the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and ugly," The women want to do better so they keep going. On the fourth floor the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and handsome." the women get excited but decide to see what's on the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads. "NO MEN HERE...this floor was built to prove there's no way to please a woman."
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Why do women close their eyes while they are having sex?
They can't stand to see a man having a good time. :)
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Why do women have orgasms?
It gives them an extra reason to moan.
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2007-01-10 08:41:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Drop me off at the fourth floor! I'm not that hard to please!!!
2007-01-10 08:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by ?Dodger1125 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When God made Adam & Eve he called them over & said I have two extra things for you humans in this bag, one each. They both looked at God & said please show us. God delved into the bag, He said the first thing out is the ability to PI55 standing up, Adam said "me, me, me, I must have that, Oh I realy must have that", God looked at Eve and said is that O/K with you? Eve said "yes whatever" Adam was delighted, and started peeing up trees, rocks, and plants. God then said, Eve it's your turn, whats left in the bag is yours, in He delved and said Oh yes I know, it's MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!
2007-01-10 17:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are certainly keeping a few chaps happy tonight and there are not many women who can say that.
2007-01-10 17:00:25 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it 10/10
2007-01-10 16:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by ilovebeer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The men are gonna love you for those!lol
2007-01-10 16:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah girl you rock keep em coming 10/10
2007-01-11 10:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were really good, I like your sense of humor. Keep em up!!
2007-01-10 16:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good ones
2007-01-10 16:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remember it was you that said it fingers 10/10
2007-01-10 17:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-01-10 16:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋