I'll start: Yo mama is like a ceiling fan, when she gets turned on, she starting blowing everything!
2007-01-10 08:37:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Red Sox girl is a whore....just like the rest of the massholes! Boston sucks!
2007-01-10 12:29:51 · update #1
Yo mama sooo nasty she worked at a sperm bank,and got fired for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck the phone up her Azz, to make a bootycall.
2007-01-10 16:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by princess M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about these:
Yo mama is so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo mama is so poor, when I visited her house and tore down the cobwebs, she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
Yo mama is so old, when someone told her to act her age-she died.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs a map to find her butt.
Yo mama is so ugly, she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
Yo mama is so dirty, she has to creep up to bath water.
Yo mama is so greasy, she got a job at the cinema buttering popcorn with her sweat.
Yo mama is so green, when she crosses the street-all the cars run over her.
Yo mama is so black, that when she eats chocolate-she has to wear white gloves in order to keep herself from eating her fingers.
2007-01-10 14:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so poor I walked in her front door and fell out the back door. Yo momma's so stupid she went to a Clipper's game to get a haircut.
2007-01-10 08:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that:
Yo Mama is so short she has to look up to look down :))
2007-01-10 08:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by phoenix_jv8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so stupid that she was trying to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.
2007-01-10 08:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
2007-01-10 13:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is ' Yo momma is so poor, thieves broke into her house and gave her money'.
2007-01-10 08:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so stupid i told her its chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.
2007-01-10 08:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by ms.chic 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma was so stoned, she looked at your nappy head, turned to your father and said "DAMN, I SHOULD'VE JUST GIVEN YOU HEAD"
2007-01-10 08:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat, it takes you two blocks to strap her belt
2007-01-10 17:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by nanori1982 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋