Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART

2007-01-10 12:34:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 12:33:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

40,000 monkeys can't be wrong.

2007-01-10 12:33:55 · 9 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Polls & Surveys

while yahoo was busy having a steaming cup of joe??

2007-01-10 12:33:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever been charged with it? My husband and I have been "intimate" in public places and thanfully NEVER been charged (knock on wood lol)

2007-01-10 12:33:22 · 5 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

plz and thanx!!!

2007-01-10 12:32:49 · 6 answers · asked by bigd13_panthers 3 in Comics & Animation

playing at the very end as Tom Cruise's character is making his final decision and jumping off the building?
It's right before the credits start playing Paul McCartney's song, but after Spiritualized.

2007-01-10 12:32:15 · 1 answers · asked by Rosabelle Winters 1 in Movies

2007-01-10 12:32:03 · 4 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

2007-01-10 12:31:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 12:30:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Does anyone have any good ghost stories? No sick ones though (you know what I mean)

2007-01-10 12:29:54 · 7 answers · asked by Allie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 12:29:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-10 12:29:43 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think he's just taunting ant this point and simply having the time of his life! "Lets see what I do to F__K with those morons!" LOL

2007-01-10 12:28:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I heard somewhere that she was half black and half hispanic?Anyone know?just wondering....

2007-01-10 12:28:19 · 42 answers · asked by erkmadmae 1 in Music

It goes, "To the window! To the wall (to the wall)" then later on in the song it says "ahh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet!''

2007-01-10 12:28:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the group rbd !!

2007-01-10 12:27:55 · 13 answers · asked by Ivonne 1 in Music

I love sailor moon the show and i use to watch since i can remember there was no reason to cut it if there was can someone please answer me and give me a good reason

2007-01-10 12:27:24 · 8 answers · asked by heavensangel 2 in Television

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

2007-01-10 12:27:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

... that there is no towel in the bathroom and you have to get out and walk around naked and dripping and annoyed to get a clean one from the cupboard?

2007-01-10 12:27:15 · 45 answers · asked by Girl Machine 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 12:26:28 · 46 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

your daughter's boyfriend sneaking out of your house would you ground your daughter or tell her not to talk to her boyfriend anymore.They have been going out for 2 years and love each other

If you tell her not to talk to him anymore, do you think she would listen?

2007-01-10 12:25:56 · 37 answers · asked by lpkegirl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 12:25:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 12:25:47 · 5 answers · asked by 4weeksman 2 in Movies

This is for hockey. Closest gets the pts?

2007-01-10 12:25:21 · 13 answers · asked by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Rachel flew over to try to stop wedding by telling Ross she loved him.......

2007-01-10 12:25:03 · 3 answers · asked by jeanne c 1 in Television

its the new Nelly Furtado cd ..TEN POINTS TO THE FIRST RIGHT ANSWER

2007-01-10 12:24:52 · 11 answers · asked by Missbribri 5 in Music

and kool kids spell kool with a "K"

2007-01-10 12:24:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 12:23:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how bad is it for your health to take 100 aleves or advils in 1 month that is about what i average i have alot of back and arm pain so its not like i am just popping them for fun but i was wondering what effects it may have if any at all

2007-01-10 12:23:47 · 14 answers · asked by shane N 1 in Polls & Surveys