wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART
2007-01-10 12:34:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
once i read one that said "if parts start falling off honk" Have you seen the one that say Caution sudden stops well my sister made her own one and it says " Caution Sudden Break Downs". Her car breaks down all the time.
2007-01-10 14:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-If you can read this, I'm about to slam my breaks.
-Some people wear their emotions on their sleves... I wear my opinion in your face (then comes your witty political quote, such as the 'lick bush and dick' one, which I like, even though I support bush)
-Sometimes, somewhere, when you're least expecting it... Monday strikes.
-It's a small world. Compared to me.
-What a perfectly good waste of a perfectly bad car.
-Is it boring around here, or is it just you?
-Either the Aliens have landed or the Aardvark's pants are too short.
-Can YOU tie an egg into an invisible knot?
-Those are my principals, and if you don't like them... well... I have other principals.
-You have a weird hair growing out your ear.
-Your tailpipe is showing
2007-01-10 21:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by Pianist d'Aurellius 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I learned how to drive from a correspondence course
If you can read this, you're close enough to flick a booger on your windshield
(and my favorite political bumper sticker)
Lick Bush and Dick in '04
2007-01-10 21:04:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't bother to read this sticker, it is of no importance to you!
Watch the road Dumb@ss! Not the sticker!
I am an furious parent of a non-honors student.
We can see you.
2007-01-10 21:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by gurcharand 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Love You....But Everyone Else Thinks Your An A@#hole.
2007-01-10 21:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by BeckyKay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This vehicle held together with bumper stickers.
2007-01-10 22:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned
Try Jesus, if you don't like him, the devil will always take you back.
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
Real men love Jesus.
2007-01-10 21:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Keep tailgating me, and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
2007-01-10 22:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reality is simply a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
2007-01-10 20:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
porch monkey 4 life
@$$,gas,or grass no one rides fro free
stop looking a my rear end
2007-01-10 21:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by Mark 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋