A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
2007-01-10 12:27:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You good. It's very funny.
2007-01-10 15:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by Agentj100 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha ha THAT IS A GOOD ONE! I have a bartender joke... Why is Santa's job better than a bartenders? Santa only has to look at 8 as$holes one night out of the year!!
ha ha
Sorry was that offensive?
2007-01-10 20:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Originality: 9
Funny-ness: 8
Joke Over-all: 9
2007-01-10 20:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by arf_rawmeat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's a good one
2007-01-10 21:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by granola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha! Funny joke.
2007-01-10 20:34:08 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
2007-01-10 21:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by niakbor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok but a good try
2007-01-10 21:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by idatiq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha - mean but sooooo good.
2007-01-10 20:32:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats so mean
2007-01-10 21:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Leah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-10 21:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋