This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
2007-01-10 12:31:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At first I thought that was just sick.
I was wrong. After rereading it, I find it is funny AND sick. And stupid, too!
2007-01-10 12:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but funny! 8/10
2007-01-10 20:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
needs to go wash hands that was good 8/10
2007-01-10 20:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats so weird but funny
2007-01-10 21:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Leah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny man
2007-01-10 23:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by bulldragon8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.k, that kind of made me laugh :) Yes that was pretty funny, and I haven't heard that one before !
2007-01-10 20:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by rena223 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny!!!
2007-01-10 20:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Maddison P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha rellllyyy its funny ha thas a good one
2007-01-10 21:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by idatiq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋