1.death is hereditary.
2.if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
3.laughing stock: cattle with sense of humour.
4.me and my wife were happy for 20 years. then we met.
5.conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
6.babysitters are teenagers acting like adults while adults are out acting like teenagers.
7.i tried sniffing coke. but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
8.sex is like air. its not as important unless you arent gettin any.
9.100000 sperm and you were the first one.
10.confucious says, he who masturbates, screws only himself
11.confucious says, he who masturbates into cash register, comes into money.
12.he who laughs last thinks the slowest
13. honk if you love peace and quiet
2007-01-10
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