Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory.
After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8."
Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?

2007-01-10 01:54:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I will probably just do this for a few days.

2007-01-10 01:54:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is B+, which also is my life mantra: Be Positive!


What about yours?

2007-01-10 01:53:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:53:03 · 15 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:52:38 · 24 answers · asked by Jason H 1 in Celebrities

A guy rings his boss to say that he is very unwell and can not get into work today the boss say that they are very busy today he reply sorry boss then the boss tell him that when he feel onwell her make love to his wife for an hour then he feel better.2hours later the guy rings his boss back took your advice boss feel a lot better now will be there in about 10 min by the way boss i like your house

2007-01-10 01:52:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Saying something racist??

or saying something racist, apologizing, then continuing to try to justify what you said???

2007-01-10 01:51:43 · 38 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:51:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think it was late on in the year when released in cinemas saw ad on tv then heard no more.

2007-01-10 01:51:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-10 01:50:56 · 11 answers · asked by Nep-Tunes 6 in Polls & Surveys

What do you do when you get mad?? I mean really pi$$ ed off..

2007-01-10 01:50:48 · 15 answers · asked by Collared 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:50:14 · 9 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to udit
the
books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned
to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with
the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: What about all these matzo
(bread) purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back
to the manufacturers and every now and then they send a free box
of matzo balls. "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?
" Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. What we do is save up
all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office and about once a year
they send us a complete dick."

2007-01-10 01:49:51 · 25 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 01:49:19 · 11 answers · asked by dev 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-10 01:49:17 · 19 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

How come almost 90% of the jokes on this site that are adult-oriented, i.e. intercourse, oral sex etc. usually involve only a husband & his wife? Why not it involve a boyfriend & girlfriend, or even two strangers having a fling?

2007-01-10 01:48:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 01:48:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:48:17 · 52 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:47:03 · 26 answers · asked by Kimi K 2 in Polls & Surveys

For me it's lunch! I need something to eat in the middle of the day to keep me going. ♥

2007-01-10 01:46:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

But I don't know how my sister come up with that name. Itz cool but a lot of people tease her for it. She only 3 yrs.old. I'm clueless....

2007-01-10 01:46:22 · 6 answers · asked by BABIGURL 2 in Celebrities

that just came out, and its worth like 600 bucks or something?!!!

2007-01-10 01:46:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Good and Bad......

2007-01-10 01:45:53 · 15 answers · asked by JC 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqJEr.9UE8ZNHdZi1JfMJFfsy6IX?qid=20070110064452AAojNov

2007-01-10 01:45:40 · 6 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

((never gives you any control))

2007-01-10 01:45:35 · 5 answers · asked by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:45:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Someone asked a question and my answer was "No, I really don't care." I think this is strange. The reason they put was, this is not a answer or question? Has this happened to anyone else? I was just being honest.

2007-01-10 01:45:27 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

hmmm....

Today my dog tried to stole my lunch and vampire dinner:(
☆☆☆

2007-01-10 01:44:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:42:25 · 31 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 01:41:58 · 20 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys