At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to udit
the
books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned
to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with
the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: What about all these matzo
(bread) purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back
to the manufacturers and every now and then they send a free box
of matzo balls. "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?
" Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. What we do is save up
all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office and about once a year
they send us a complete dick."
2007-01-10 01:49:51 · 25 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice :)
2007-01-10 01:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by Scottish Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-10 09:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh this is a really good one 10/10
2007-01-10 10:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
That's one of the DRAWBACKS of being a tax inspector
2007-01-10 11:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny 10 out of 10.
2007-01-13 16:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by mariska s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha this joke is hilarious
bet he didnt see that one coming
lol
10/10
really brightened up my day
hope to hear more jokes like this from you
x
2007-01-10 11:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! Yep very funny!
2007-01-10 10:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OR...
THE RABBI SAYS "WE SEND THEM ALL OF THE FORESKINS FROM A YEAR AND THEY SEND US A WALLET"
THE INSPECTOR SAYS " YOU ONLY GET A WALLET?
DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH FOR A YEARS WORTH"
THE RABBI SAYS " YEAS BUT IF YOU RUB IT, IT TURNS INTO A STEAMER TRUNK" ROCK ME!
2007-01-10 09:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by BLARNEY DRAGON 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL!!
I've heard dis 1 b4 and it's still funny.
2007-01-10 10:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey u!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best joke of 2007 so far!!!!
My "stop-smoking" resolution will be made a bit easier with jokes as good as this one!!!!!
Keep them rollin Sarah!!!
2007-01-10 10:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by "THE GOLDEN NUGGET!!" 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao ssooooooooo funny
2007-01-10 11:02:17 · answer #11 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋