My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f_cking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
2007-01-10 01:22:41 · 27 answers · asked by mmh 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this was just a joke someone sent me through email for all you people out there with no sence of humor.
to all the ones who thought it was funny. YOU ROCK!!!!
2007-01-10 01:31:53 · update #1
That's the way, u go girl!!! Yep, definitely a funny 1 - all my colleagues agree!!
10/10!
2007-01-10 01:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wifes got one as well you want to see my forehead hers has never turned green 10/10
2007-01-10 11:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was a laugh out loud joke! Very funny!
2007-01-10 09:36:15 · answer #3 · answered by C Greene 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no i don't-buy your own f_cking diamond and stop sponging off men-typical woman
2007-01-10 09:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Old, but still raised a chuckle!
2007-01-10 09:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by frenziedmonkey 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YOU ROCK girl. even tho i'd heard it before it's still funny
2007-01-10 10:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or a knuckle duster lol
2007-01-10 09:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad
2007-01-10 09:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, made me laugh. Thanks. I'm in need of a mood ring myself these days...
2007-01-10 09:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes. I like it
2007-01-10 09:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋