1.death is hereditary.
2.if at first you dont succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
3.laughing stock: cattle with sense of humour.
4.me and my wife were happy for 20 years. then we met.
5.conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
6.babysitters are teenagers acting like adults while adults are out acting like teenagers.
7.i tried sniffing coke. but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
8.sex is like air. its not as important unless you arent gettin any.
9.100000 sperm and you were the first one.
10.confucious says, he who masturbates, screws only himself
11.confucious says, he who masturbates into cash register, comes into money.
12.he who laughs last thinks the slowest
13. honk if you love peace and quiet
2007-01-10 01:26:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From your list, I like this one best:
Conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
And this is my fave:
I´m not afraid to die, I just don´t want to be there when it happens
by Woody Allen
2007-01-10 01:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by Lau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-10 01:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best one liners I've read is what a man said "I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair!"
2007-01-10 01:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by Wrackspurt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love them Ron...good job!
2007-01-10 02:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ones!
2007-01-10 01:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!! Heard a few of them before, but still got to laugh!!! they'r brill...
2007-01-10 01:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u want for a answer, all these are so true, it happens everyday
2007-01-10 01:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you **** for a buck,hell i'd do somethin strang for some change
2007-01-10 01:31:11 · answer #8 · answered by mdsmith9372 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.....you put in me in a better mood!!!!!!!! thumbs up!
2007-01-10 01:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by zipper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
2007-01-10 02:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by Fast boy + sexy boy + doglover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋