Entertainment & Music - 9 January 2007

A young BLONDE woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water, when a handsome young sailor saw her teettering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you, and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

2007-01-09 06:07:43 · 6 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the song that accompanies the trailer for the tv show "ghost whisperer" on the tv channel ABC1 currently. All I know is that björk sings it.

2007-01-09 06:07:31 · 3 answers · asked by Rina Roy 2 in Music

i am happily married but someone else asked me to marry him.we have a very cheesy history, and i think this person is already married to a friend of mine...
any advice??

2007-01-09 06:07:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anakin (star wars) or Connor (terminator movies)...which one of the 2 do you think is the whiniest little b*tch?

2007-01-09 06:07:12 · 7 answers · asked by stardogchampion2002 3 in Movies

I am looking at Mandalay, MGM, New York New York and the Luxor, Going with friends to party and let the hair down.

2007-01-09 06:07:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think its Eva Longaria and Christina Millian but I don't know who the other blonde is. Help me. I'll be awake all night without knowing this rucial piece of information

2007-01-09 06:06:43 · 6 answers · asked by dlg3579 3 in Celebrities

2007-01-09 06:06:17 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

or example...the temeprature in Ontario Canada during one of the coldest months of the year from December-January has been on the plus side and feeling like fall. Could this be a sign as well or just a coincidence? How long do you think we got if it's real?

2007-01-09 06:05:37 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok, a friend told this to me, any one who knows the answer please state:

3 ladies walk into a shop to buy a TV that costs £30. They pay and leave the shop. The shop keeper realises that it was reduced by £5 so he gave his assistant £5 in coins and told him to give the women the change. The assistant couldn't be bothered to work out 5 divided by 3 so he kept £2 and gave £3 back to each lady (£1 each)
All in all that means they all gave £9 each right. Okay, do the maths and:
9 x 3 =27,
27 + 2 (the £2 that the assistant kept)
= £29,
where the other pound coin gone?????


ARGH!

2007-01-09 06:04:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 06:04:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

coke or pepsi?
tootsie pop or loli pop
mountain dew or 7up?
books or tv
day or night
rain or sun
red or blue
love or hate
south park or family guy?

2007-01-09 06:03:58 · 21 answers · asked by What you did....Why?....Why?.... 2 in Polls & Surveys

:P
what is YOUR way to chill out?

2007-01-09 06:03:53 · 10 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

got dominated last night by a SEC team for the national championship and they made them look like a high school team. Is this true? If so, I guess they can say at least Troy got his award.

2007-01-09 06:03:38 · 14 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

What did he say?

2007-01-09 06:03:33 · 7 answers · asked by Next evolutionary step... 6 in Movies

2007-01-09 06:03:32 · 15 answers · asked by Kimi K 2 in Polls & Surveys

What does everyone think of the fued between Rosie and Donald? I think that it is rediculous on both ends but Trump is getting pretty nasty by talking about her weight and calling her a loser.

2007-01-09 06:03:32 · 13 answers · asked by mrsvinet 2 in Celebrities

What would happen if someone other than He-Man or She-Ra would use the swords and say: "For the Honor of Grayskull!" in She-Ra's case?

2007-01-09 06:03:16 · 5 answers · asked by Carmina 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-09 06:02:42 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 06:02:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a short in my car radio the only way it will play if I smack it either on the side or on the dash I was beating on the dash when a cop pulled me over and wanted to know why I was so upset I was beating the dash I told him my story but he said if I was angry I shouldnt be driving I just wanted to hear some rock&roll does this make me a a hostile should I enroll in anger class

2007-01-09 06:02:19 · 11 answers · asked by hollybell 4 in Polls & Surveys

... wood? Or the smell of freshly cut lumber. I do! I love it. Ahhh the smell turns me on.

2007-01-09 06:02:06 · 5 answers · asked by I am Crystal S. 5 in Polls & Surveys

how does the girls feel if they had a metal lover?

2007-01-09 06:01:09 · 3 answers · asked by konton e 1 in Celebrities

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
How much do you charge?" Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" Is that so! And how, may Iask, did a bartender cure you?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -Ain't nobody under there now!!

2007-01-09 06:00:38 · 8 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Every second is a second closer to death, yet It doesn't come soon enough. No more pain or suffering in this joyless shell, souless suffering and pain.

2007-01-09 06:00:35 · 10 answers · asked by Forsaken EMO 1 in Polls & Surveys

I would be happy to volunteer for it....it's the least I can do for my fellow man >: )

2007-01-09 05:59:56 · 7 answers · asked by Achtung Baby! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 05:59:13 · 11 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone have the song The KKK Took My Baby away? and or know where to find it. please please help me

2007-01-09 05:59:09 · 6 answers · asked by mcrFFTLfob NERD! 1 in Music

Some of the guys on the bachelors seem to be quit gay. Nothing wrong with being gay I just think that they should be on another show.

2007-01-09 05:59:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

its my birthday in case u didnt already know! is there anything u would like to tell me??

2007-01-09 05:59:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 05:59:02 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities