Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
How much do you charge?" Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" Is that so! And how, may Iask, did a bartender cure you?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -Ain't nobody under there now!!
2007-01-09 06:00:38 · 8 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's funny!!! 9/10
2007-01-09 06:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-01-09 14:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 10
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Good delivery would grant it a 10/10
2007-01-09 14:05:48 · answer #3 · answered by iroc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2007-01-09 14:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lilly S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was funny!!! like im being really serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-01-09 14:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by menos_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, brilliant, loved it.
2007-01-09 18:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!
2007-01-09 14:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by j9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how funny....
2007-01-09 14:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋