Entertainment & Music - 7 January 2007

A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells: 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"

2007-01-07 02:56:55 · 12 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What is the name of this song - I don't know much about it but I heard it once - Some young black rapper is rapping about stupid stuff and he says Cadillac in this song about 500 times. Only he says it like cad-a-lick - Anyone know the song and rapper? (I saw the video for this and this guy is funny looking if that helps).

2007-01-07 02:56:35 · 7 answers · asked by sooners83 4 in Music

2007-01-07 02:55:47 · 7 answers · asked by <3 soon to be famous <3 1 in Celebrities

Do you think I'm hot? I heard its easier to make it into music if you are. It shouldn't be that way, but it is. Go on myspace and check out my pix. If you can, check all of them and not just the default pic. I work out every day, but I still have the thinnest skinny ast arms. ha ha. Thanks in advance. :>

http://www.myspace.com/hopelandrocks


P.S. Don't hesitate to learn about my music career while your at it.

2007-01-07 02:55:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Would you say that is one of the funniest movies you're ever seen, or did you think it was just too gross?

2007-01-07 02:55:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Mine is to drive a formula one as fast and hard as I can!!!

2007-01-07 02:55:31 · 8 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

I will live through these ideas.....I have to go to work!!! Have fun All!!!

2007-01-07 02:54:26 · 19 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

I only watched it because Jennifer Garner is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

2007-01-07 02:53:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-07 02:53:44 · 18 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

is there some website that i can look at to find out?

2007-01-07 02:53:01 · 9 answers · asked by USMC 4 in Celebrities

Sneeze

2007-01-07 02:51:50 · 46 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Polls & Surveys

What are you doing today and what is the weather like for you?

2007-01-07 02:51:20 · 13 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators. The engineer was a pretty popular guy.

One day God called to Satan and said with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God exclaimed, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake--he should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

2007-01-07 02:51:14 · 12 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Polls & Surveys

What is the difference between a Sonate, Sonata, and a Sonatine in a piano composition?

2007-01-07 02:51:12 · 3 answers · asked by Maria Z 1 in Music

Just wondering, i thought it was just UK and Irelande.

2007-01-07 02:49:48 · 41 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Polls & Surveys

Both Smiths(Will and Jaden) did a great job i guess ain't nobody can deny that though...!

2007-01-07 02:49:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm like so nice to them but they are so mean to me.

2007-01-07 02:49:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 02:48:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-07 02:48:12 · 4 answers · asked by HELL ON WHEELS 2 in Polls & Surveys

I took my family away to Butlins where we took part in a family fun quiz in the club house, they asked me what 'C' do you associate with Jeremy Clarkson, I shouted "C*nt" into the microphone, not only did I not win but I'm barred from every Butlins in the country, how unfair? They didnt even let me hang around to see if it was the right answer, should I try and get my money back?

2007-01-07 02:48:02 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Television

i was just wondering, i thought it was just UK and Ireland.

2007-01-07 02:47:48 · 47 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-07 02:47:17 · 8 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Everyone has different tastes of humor. Do you guys love or hate that type of slapstick comedy(Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, Jim Carey) It's like half the world thinks its hilarious the other have thinks it's just stupid and dumb. just curious.

2007-01-07 02:46:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What do you do to fill them?

2007-01-07 02:46:53 · 21 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hiiii, I'm sure most of you have heard of Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love Of All". There is a part which is :

" I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow
If I failed, if I succeed, at least I lived as I believed.
No matter what they take from me they can't take away my dignity"

Can anyone explain what does this paragraph mean? What does she mean "anyone's shadow"???????
Anyone, thanks for helping........

2007-01-07 02:46:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-07 02:46:07 · 3 answers · asked by Ben R 5 in Celebrities

Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?""I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly but found her alone watching television. I ran around the house looking for her lover but could find no one. As I ran up the stairs to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'

2007-01-07 02:46:03 · 11 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1]father:thank u very much doctorfor saving the life of my son
doc:it was god who saved ur son
father:however, thank u and good bye
doc:what about my fees?????
father:i will money order it to god.

2]natha and his wife wanted to buy a colour tv set.They went to the biggest tv shop in jalandhar where the following conversation took place:
shopkeeper:what kind of tv set whould u like to buy,sir
natha:colour tv set only
after the shopkeeper had shown them the different sets available, natha and wife went to one side and begain an animated discussion. after some time, the shopkeeper helpfully enquired,'what r u discussing? maybe i can help u?
"v hav a problem. v can't decied which colour to buy," replied natha


riddle
why do scientists call it 're'search when looking for somthing new????????????????

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good day

2007-01-07 02:45:38 · 21 answers · asked by san42 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Anyone any idea when the TV programme Invasion is starting again

2007-01-07 02:45:15 · 4 answers · asked by Isobel M 1 in Television

you inner conflicts usually last?

2007-01-07 02:44:28 · 22 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys