A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells: 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"
2007-01-07 02:56:55 · 12 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u r a bad person to say this
god will punish u
tonight when u r peeing in ur bathroon then there will be a devil in there looking and waiting to eat u. with his res eyes black roted skin, long hands...... whowhofooooo
2007-01-07 03:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehehe! Funny but not as funny as your ' Oh, the irony' joke. I like it anywayz.
2007-01-07 11:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny you should submit that to the news paper or nycatholic magazine
2007-01-07 11:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by Plastic Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny.
2007-01-07 11:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That was funny dude!
2007-01-07 17:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by RockSKid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-07 11:21:14 · answer #6 · answered by slidingruins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol funny
2007-01-07 11:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by *Lisey* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe. I heard it before but it's still good.
2007-01-07 13:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol- I think that he is in all of our bathrooms!!!
2007-01-07 11:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by looloo1122 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there really a way to answer this?
2007-01-07 11:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Gary Rasmussen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋