Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?""I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly but found her alone watching television. I ran around the house looking for her lover but could find no one. As I ran up the stairs to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'
2007-01-07 02:46:03 · 11 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we'd both still be alive
2007-01-07 02:48:30 · update #1
haha funny! i have heard different versions of this.
2007-01-07 02:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-01-07 03:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by Emily Welsh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-07 02:49:55 · answer #3 · answered by miranda h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehe!!! Absolutely hilarious!! Thumbs up to you! One of the funniest jokes i've seen today.
2007-01-07 02:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-01-07 05:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is so funny!!!! I luv this joke. Keep posting plzz!!!!! 10/10
2007-01-07 03:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny, ive heard it before though
i heard many different versions of this joke
2007-01-07 02:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ive heard one like that before
2007-01-07 03:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by Gary Rasmussen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha! thats very good 10/10
2007-01-07 02:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good, lol
2007-01-07 02:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by Stella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋