Entertainment & Music - 2 January 2007

2007-01-02 08:10:03 · 4 answers · asked by fallenangel 4 in Television

JERRY: Jesus, you invited your friends here because you have a problem?

JESUS: That's right Jerry, for one thing, Peter here keeps denying me.

JERRY: Peter, what do you have to say for yourself?

PETER: I don't even know who this guy is.

AUDIENCE: Ooooh...

JESUS: See, he does this ALL THE TIME! He knows who I am!

PETER: No I don't.


JERRY: And who are you sir?

THOMAS: My name is Thomas

JERRY: And what's your problem with Thomas, Jesus?

JESUS: He keeps doubting me.

THOMAS: I doubt that!


JERRY: And who is this trollep here?

MARRY: My name is Mary Magdelen.

JERRY: And why are you here?

MARY: I've slept with Jesus and every single one of these apostles. A bunch of times!

AUDIENCE: Ohhhhhhh!!

JESUS: Mary, I wish you wouldn't talk like that.

JUDAS: Hey! Leave her alone!

JESUS: Oh now YOU wanna talk to me? After you betrayed me?

JUDAS: You wanna fight Hippy? It's go time!



AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY

2007-01-02 08:09:54 · 2 answers · asked by what the hell is a buckeye? 1 in Television

I love the warm people, weather (except for the dog days of mid-summer,) diversity in geography and landscape, small town charms, liveliness of the big cities, multiculturalism, live music in Austin, missions in San Antonio, cosmopolitan feel of Dallas-Ft. Worth (FTW isn't quite so pretentious, thankfully,) art, food, mellow attitude and vibe, can I go on?

As friendly as other Southern states such as Mississippi, South Carolina, and Georgia are, the friendliest people I've ever met are in Texas!

It's a great state, and I hope to move there from Kentucky soon enough!

2007-01-02 08:09:54 · 33 answers · asked by BlanketyBlank 1 in Polls & Surveys

WONDERING

2007-01-02 08:09:49 · 21 answers · asked by princess10196 2 in Music

first few lines were:---

This is a tale of daniel morgan
the lad with the tiny sexual organ.

used to have this quite a while back but lost it before i could get it onto pc.

anyone got it or a link to it.

2007-01-02 08:09:26 · 2 answers · asked by dooglepuff 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm 5'6
I have sandy blonde hair
I'm a surfer so i get totally sun kissed i have little freckles on my nose. that are super sexy!
im not fat, but im not anorexic skinny.
i have hazel eyes.
super white sexy teeth.
and im usually in my bathing suits because im always at the beach.
and my major sports are surfing, la crosse, soccer, and brazilian jiu-jitsu written by Jacquelines Bestfriend Bridgette

2007-01-02 08:09:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Her are the words i know
"I love you I loved you all a long. I miss you" i want to put it on my ipod but can't remeber who t's by

2007-01-02 08:09:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Been watching Charmed and Im sure her face is not quite right

2007-01-02 08:09:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

just for fun anwser the question

2007-01-02 08:08:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:08:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:08:32 · 7 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

I personally think that it is Will Smiths year

2007-01-02 08:08:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

(From Beauty and the Geek)...

2007-01-02 08:08:20 · 3 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6 in Television

Do you enjoy inflicting pain on people or is it that you can't help yourself? This is a poll, thank you.

2007-01-02 08:07:56 · 19 answers · asked by lovelee1 6 in Polls & Surveys

is that true that the fought??

2007-01-02 08:07:54 · 7 answers · asked by nette 1 in Magazines

what's your favorite song and why?
who's the artist?

2007-01-02 08:07:53 · 12 answers · asked by Stephanie<3 2 in Music

Are you more likely to date or marry a career woman like a doctor, lawyer, teacher, or someone else. Cause I heard you guys find them as too independent.

2007-01-02 08:07:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde called a technician to say she couldn't get her computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble- shooting, the technician discovered the blonde was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

Yet another blonde called to complain that her keyboard no longer
worked. She had cleaned it by filling up her tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

2007-01-02 08:07:47 · 7 answers · asked by Goldylocks 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-02 08:07:30 · 11 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:07:27 · 1 answers · asked by elclone 3 in Movies

Does anyone else think that the way to solve the Heroes dilemma is to let Sylar absorb Nathan's and Sprague's powers and then have Eden (she better be alive, I like her) brainwash Sylar into flying into outer space.

2007-01-02 08:07:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

from the original TV series Hannah Montana

2007-01-02 08:07:12 · 5 answers · asked by Who r u? 1 in Celebrities

Does anyone know what the rock music is called when there all screamin n goin nutz and da basslines are all hype?
Like what they play on radio one on monday nights (around midnights)

2007-01-02 08:07:10 · 14 answers · asked by mk_south_london 2 in Music

Swim or ride a bike once you learned it?

2007-01-02 08:07:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Our favorite yellow family have done it all. what's left to be done?

2007-01-02 08:06:34 · 9 answers · asked by belickcat 4 in Television

in ur opinion, what is/are the best movie(s) of 2006?

2007-01-02 08:05:59 · 6 answers · asked by Lil'MissSnshne 4 in Movies

I suffer from minor Acrophobia (fear of hights) and major Ophidiophobia (fear of snakes). What about you?

2007-01-02 08:05:51 · 21 answers · asked by sunday girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

We all know that you think about this! Haha.

2007-01-02 08:05:23 · 10 answers · asked by Laura 1900 2 in Polls & Surveys

bowel movement that left you exhausted afterward?

2007-01-02 08:05:18 · 13 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Polls & Surveys

the end credits list his role as Howard McNeal. Was he up for the part of McNeal and the credits goofed or was Dud Wash his role from the start?

I must have more lives than a cat with all my curiosities.

Bob's birthday is Jan. 9

2007-01-02 08:05:17 · 5 answers · asked by Heyjay 4 in Television