looking for an old rhyme/poem/funny thing??

Question

first few lines were:---

This is a tale of daniel morgan
the lad with the tiny sexual organ.

used to have this quite a while back but lost it before i could get it onto pc.

anyone got it or a link to it.

Answer 1

hiya.

think this is what ur lookin for!!!


THIS IS THE TALE OF DANIEL MORGAN
WHO HAD A TINY SEXUAL ORGAN
THIS GAVE THE GIRLS A SUDDEN SHOCK
WHEN THEY HELD HIS TINY C*CK

HE LABOURED HARD TO FIND A CURE
AND POULTICED IT WITH FISH MANURE
HE TIED IT UP WITH BITS OF STRING
BUT STILL IT WAS A POOR WEE THING

IT WAS ONE INCH LONG WHEN FULLY REARED
WHEN LYING DOWN IT DISAPPEARED
TWAS JUST BY CHANCE THEY CALLED HIM DANNY
FOR HALF AN INCH LESS THEY'D CALL HIM FANNY

ONE DAY DAN READ IN THE DAILY MAIL
THAT THINGS CALLED 'FALSIES' WERE ON SALE
FOR WOMEN WHO HAD TINY BREASTS
THEY WORE THINGS INSIDE THEIR VEST

AND THEN WENT OUT IN LATEST FASHION
TO SATISFY MEN'S FULLEST PASSION
OUR DANNY SAID I AM A FOOL
WHY CAN'T I MAKE A BIG FALSE TOOL

HE WORKED ALL NIGHT UPON HIS CHOPPER
AND ENDED WITH A GREAT BIG WHOPPER
TWELVE INCHES LONG AND MADE OF PLASTIC
TO STRETCH A FANNY LIKE ELASTIC

IT REALLY WAS A LOVELY JOB
UPON THE END A GREAT RED KNOB
DAN TIED IT UP WITH BITS OF TWINE
IT REALLY DID LOOK RATHER FINE

LYING THERE BENEATH HIS PANTS
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE AN ELEPHANT
GIRLS ALL FLOCKED AROUND WITH GLEE
TO SEE HIS BULGE STRETCH TO HIS KNEEES

NO OTHER FELLA STOOD A CHANCE
WHEN DAN WAS AT THE LOCAL DANCE
WHEN GIRLS WERE DANCING ROUND WITH DANNY
HIS TOOL KEPT TICKLING ROUND THEIR FANNY

THE GIRLS BEGAN TO FAINT AND SWOON
AS DANNY WALTZED THEM ROUND THE ROOM
BUT WHAT A SHOCK DAN HAD IN STORE
FOR ONE NIGHT WHEN DANCING ROUND THE FLOOR

DANNY STOPPED AND LOUDLY CURSED
HE FELT HIS STRING AND STRAPPINGS BURST
BEFORE HE REACHED THE NEAREST SEAT
HIS C*CK WAS HANGING AT HIS FEET

HIS PARTNER SAID WITH A NERVOUS COUGH
'EXCUSE ME BUT YOUR C*CK FELL OFF'
HE COULDN'T FACE THE SCENE THEREAFTER
THE WISECRACKS AND THE SCORNFUL LAUGHTER

A GIRL NAMED SILVIA MADE DAN SICK
SHE GAVE HIS TOOL A SPITEFUL KICK
ALL THESE GIRLS THAT DAN HAD DATED
IN TEARS TO SEE HIS C*CK DEFLATED

POOR DANNY SCREAMED AROUND THE HALL
FOR THE STRING WAS STILL TIED ROUND ONE BALL
AS HE STAGGERED TO THE DOOR
HE DRAGGED HIS C*CK ALONG THE FLOOR
THE BAND BY NOW WAS ALMOST CRACKERS
AS DAN WENT OFF TO BATHE HIS KNACKERS

SO IF YOUR LIKE DANIEL MORGAN
WHO HAD A TINY SEXUAL ORGAN
REMEMBER THOUGH ITS ONLY WEE
IT'S ALWAYS BIG ENOUGH TO PEE!!!



happy new year and all the best for 2007!!!! :-)

Answer 2

well thats the first time iv'e heard that and i loved it thanks. i was laughing my stockings off. thankyou. I will e-mail that to my girlfriends....