Entertainment & Music - 2 January 2007

Q- What's a mixed feeling ?
A- When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q- What's the height of conceipt ?
A- Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q - What's the definition of macho ?
A - Jogging home from your vascectomy
Q - What's the difference between a 'G' spot and a golf ball ?
A - A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q - Do you know how New Zealander's practice safe sex ?
A - They spray paint X's on the back of sheep that kick
Q - Why is divorce so expensive ?
A- Because it's worth it
Q- What is a Yankee ?
A -The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
Q- What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common ?
A- They both like a tight seal
Q- What do a christmas tree and a priest have in common ?
A - Their balls are just for decoration
Q- Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A - Breasts don't have eyes
Q- If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love ?
A- The swallow

2007-01-02 08:49:55 · 10 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-02 08:49:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I can't believe they give any romantic leads to the character Kelsey in Casualty as she is not the most attractive girl. It makes me cringe.

2007-01-02 08:49:40 · 6 answers · asked by Amberlodge1 1 in Television

Do you think I should pick up my room or work out? Dont ask why im asking, cuz im really, REALLY bored. Thanks! I know this is really random.

2007-01-02 08:49:35 · 23 answers · asked by xXtierneyyXx 2 in Polls & Surveys

What's your pick? Keith Urban? My Chemical Romance? Fergie? Nas? Whatever it is, tell me.

2007-01-02 08:49:34 · 16 answers · asked by aero 5 in Music

a person ask a ? and i said he needed to get a life to both his ?s
why is this a violation
i said it nicely

2007-01-02 08:49:19 · 19 answers · asked by Nora G 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:49:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the last names of peter,glen,and joe,but does cleveland have a last name?

2007-01-02 08:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-01-02 08:48:17 · 20 answers · asked by The Dreamseller 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:48:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The acting and singing.

2007-01-02 08:47:51 · 14 answers · asked by hunny_bear_09 1 in Movies

2007-01-02 08:47:46 · 4 answers · asked by Evan M 1 in Music

2007-01-02 08:47:04 · 16 answers · asked by chucky3658 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-02 08:46:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:46:33 · 19 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:46:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When you answer a question it emails the person that there is a new answer... but when you edit your answer does it email them again?

I answered a question but found more information on it and wanted the person to see it but not sure if it lets them know there was an updated answer.

2007-01-02 08:46:17 · 1 answers · asked by rckchkhwk 4 in Television

2007-01-02 08:46:05 · 6 answers · asked by secret_smile4u_only 3 in Television

2007-01-02 08:46:04 · 8 answers · asked by psycho 3 in Music

I allways go 5 miles over. My neighbor cop is allways speeding around when he is off duty. What is the threshold for most cops when pulling over speeders? Will you pull over somebody going 5 miles over the speed limit? Do most cops speed a little themselves?

2007-01-02 08:45:22 · 4 answers · asked by J M 2 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=123

It's the a$shole song.. lol.. May be a bit long, but please watch it and tell me what you think.. I watched it and it was kinda funny and annoying but the song got stuck in my head.. Especially when someone says 'A$shole..' lol..

2007-01-02 08:45:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are horoscopes real? I think they are but I'm not sure.

2007-01-02 08:44:56 · 9 answers · asked by Shannon R 2 in Horoscopes

2007-01-02 08:44:15 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am conducting a survey to see how many people over the next day say that they are (truthfully)

2007-01-02 08:44:15 · 5 answers · asked by aero 5 in Television

2007-01-02 08:43:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:43:46 · 20 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

you can't remember what to do with it?

2007-01-02 08:43:41 · 6 answers · asked by lovelee1 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 08:43:41 · 4 answers · asked by jakew 1 in Music

2007-01-02 08:42:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I love them both but I just wanna know your opinion

2007-01-02 08:42:24 · 9 answers · asked by Pachinga 1 in Music