Q- What's a mixed feeling ?
A- When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q- What's the height of conceipt ?
A- Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q - What's the definition of macho ?
A - Jogging home from your vascectomy
Q - What's the difference between a 'G' spot and a golf ball ?
A - A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q - Do you know how New Zealander's practice safe sex ?
A - They spray paint X's on the back of sheep that kick
Q - Why is divorce so expensive ?
A- Because it's worth it
Q- What is a Yankee ?
A -The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
Q- What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common ?
A- They both like a tight seal
Q- What do a christmas tree and a priest have in common ?
A - Their balls are just for decoration
Q- Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A - Breasts don't have eyes
Q- If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love ?
A- The swallow
2007-01-02 08:49:55 · 10 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, now I have a few for my next party! Isn't that the true test of a good joke; whether someone repeats it or not?
2007-01-02 09:36:40 · answer #1 · answered by jake_deyo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Education is good, because it teaches you how to learn, how to discipline your mind. Knowledge for a Christian is knowing the word, knowing your God, His nature, His will, His outlook on things. Wisdom is looking at things from God's perspective and putting them into action. Knowledge is great, but too much of it can puff you up if you don't counteract it with fruit of the Spirit. Ever know a person who's very knowledgeable, but has no temperance and no love? Their knowledge is almost useless in the long run. But wisdom? You find that and your soul shall live, because when you find wisdom, you find the way God Himself looks at a situation. Proverbs 3: By wisdom the Lord laid the earth’s foundations, by understanding he set the heavens in place; by his knowledge the watery depths were divided, and the clouds let drop the dew.
2016-05-23 07:20:40 · answer #2 · answered by Kimberly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I so gonna get trouble at work. I not even suppose to reply. Oh well, they are just too great. Have to share some of these to with my friends.
2007-01-02 13:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by TK04 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So at 7" i spose i'm medium rare , which is lucky cos thats how my g/f likes her meat lol
2007-01-02 09:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your very witty tonite jill pinky 10/10 did you know a pinky in scotland is your little finger
2007-01-02 09:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-02 09:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my fav one
Q - Why is divorce so expensive ?
A- Because it's worth it
2007-01-02 09:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol ...this isnt a question...so why am i answering xD
2007-01-02 09:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by KaiHazard. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he-he you cheered me up a bit :)
2007-01-02 09:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-02 11:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋