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Entertainment & Music - 2 January 2007

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Pity us men.........

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your but and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do somet

2007-01-02 04:34:58 · 9 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Jokes & Riddles

gotta love new undies and socks..

2007-01-02 04:34:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 04:33:26 · 17 answers · asked by Nep-Tunes 6 in Polls & Surveys

All the days all melt into one
No longer hold dreams up on the pedestal that I had begun with
Everything so idolized, I was not wise
Dreams are lost dreams are broken, dreams are realized to be never open
A child’s hope that you let go once you learn that the world isn’t so

And I no longer have dreams; have dreams like I used to have
And I no longer feel the endless hope I once used to trust
I feel nothing but empty
Nothing but pain

And I think deep inside I don’t want to be saved
Maybe that’s why I run away
I wish I could be happy
I wish I could feel
Feel more than this pain that dries my heart out still

And it’s nothing but empty
So how can it hurt?
I guess that’s just the irony of apathy
And no, I no longer wish to be heard.

2007-01-02 04:33:20 · 5 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 04:32:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 04:31:40 · 10 answers · asked by bebe 1 in Horoscopes

2007-01-02 04:30:29 · 5 answers · asked by sean R 1 in Movies

2007-01-02 04:30:16 · 19 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

You want to play bob dylan songs

2007-01-02 04:30:01 · 3 answers · asked by giving_back_sunday 2 in Music

well, short of pulling out a fake UZI..

2007-01-02 04:29:15 · 24 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

What was the actor's name?

2007-01-02 04:29:04 · 8 answers · asked by Cheese 5 in Movies

noise makers and throw confettie?

2007-01-02 04:28:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the song, the guy talks about his wife and his love for her, hwo when the guys are partying and he leaves to go home and his friends ask where hes going, he just points at his ring finger. There is a line refering to well spoken, or said right (somehting like that) even though the guy never says anything, he just lets his actions speak for him. Idk, maybe im crazy.

2007-01-02 04:27:54 · 5 answers · asked by whozurdady1 1 in Music

i am new to this one so can anyone please tell me some of the things that she has said that bugged you, i need a good laugh.

2007-01-02 04:27:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it better to justy nod and smile then go on with your conversation with others present when they interject with a doltish comment or shoudl you really putthem in their place in the hopes that they try to gain some intellect before they join in again or at least shut their cake holes.

2007-01-02 04:27:50 · 5 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you have never heard of or seen the show or books please do not answer. I would have to say that I totally love the show (books too). I like it because there is alot of action and suspense. My two favorite characters are Sasuke Uchiha and probably Orochimaru. I like Sasuke beacause he is a man of few words, strong, and a very good fighter. I like Orochimaru beacuase he is just plain cool, he is really strong, he is evil, and since he is pretty much a master at snake jutsus.

2007-01-02 04:27:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

You know, in a real life "Shortbus" scene. For me, its Kate Winslet and Winona Ryder but thats just me

2007-01-02 04:26:02 · 3 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

To get the party started, I like the "Man Law" ones for Miller Lite; I think they're funny. I also love Dunkin' Donuts' ones for their coffee, which basically say you don't have to talk like a pretentious idiot to get a good cup of coffee. And I think the Triaminic strips ones, with the baby animals and their mommies, are adorable.

So what commercials are you liking, and why?

2007-01-02 04:25:43 · 17 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 04:25:06 · 2 answers · asked by I SQUISH YOUR HEAD 1 in Polls & Surveys

the camera lens

2007-01-02 04:25:03 · 30 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-02 04:24:44 · 13 answers · asked by maivas229 5 in Celebrities

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/02/people.spears.ap/index.html

2007-01-02 04:24:43 · 23 answers · asked by DL 5 in Celebrities

And which one is easier to play for a beginner??

2007-01-02 04:24:33 · 5 answers · asked by C.O.O.L. 2 in Music

or down (around your ankles)lol

2007-01-02 04:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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