well, short of pulling out a fake UZI..
2007-01-02 04:29:15 · 24 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Turn into a giant penguin wearing a monacle
2007-01-02 04:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I honesly don't think there is a best way to freaking out people in a restaurant without getting booted out. People can be crabby
2007-01-02 12:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by ??? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk to your friend who is invisible ,
openly pick your nose take a deep breath and say aaahhh thats much better
unbutton your pants before you get to the bathroom
every 5 mins stand up rub your head and pat your belly at the same time
everytime someone laughs giggle back louder
and on you way out make sure you yell thank you very much folks next week i will be at jimmy's diner down the road
2007-01-02 12:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just stare at the people in the next boothe. When you're approached by the manager, fake blindness.
2007-01-02 12:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to do this? How about go in wearing a surgical mask. Cough under the mask ever so often. People will think you're wearing The mask cause you're ill. Then remove the mask at some point. continue to cough. this will send people to be really concerned.
2007-01-02 12:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A man could put a sock in his pants and walk in the restraunt. OMG, you can't begin to imagine the stares and smirks. I know because a guy that i once knew did this. It was to funny.
2007-01-02 12:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Chew up food into a fine paste, then spit it out onto the table/floor, but do it like a play-doh machine with a small hole.
2) Chew up food and then show the person on the next table.
2007-01-02 12:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I worked as a bus boy in a resturant in college. and a couple times by accident I dropped pitchers of cold ice water on patrons... trust me they were freaked out .
2007-01-02 12:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by johnjd_cmu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fake a seizure...or Terrett's Syndrome.
2007-01-02 12:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by bradxschuman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smash your Girlfriends face in the cake you ordered for her,...just because she refused to eat any of it (fear of calories) and when her girlfriend startsta hollerin' ,..you reach up & smack the hell outta her!(or u TRY to)
which'll cause a scene in the resturant,....and then you say to EVERYBODY in the resturant "What the Hell allaya'll LOOKIN at?!!?"
2007-01-02 12:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋