Entertainment & Music - 1 January 2007

1"I have as many brothers as sisters, but my brothers have twice the number of sisters as brothers. How many of us are there?"

2.What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?


3.What gets harder to catch the faster you run?


4.What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?


5.What goes up and down without moving?

6.What goes up and never comes down?

7.What grows up while growing down?

8.What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

9.What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?

10.What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

2007-01-01 12:58:37 · 7 answers · asked by bree12342001 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-01 12:58:27 · 12 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

It was a band sang that, in the new year's show last night. On the new year's eve , before the fireworks there was a show, a band sang that and it seems very popular,many audiences can sang that. What's the name of the song and the band? Thanks a lot.

2007-01-01 12:58:10 · 6 answers · asked by Dandelion 2 in Music

2007-01-01 12:58:04 · 10 answers · asked by lunatic_101 1 in Television

2007-01-01 12:57:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-01 12:57:37 · 13 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador.

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.

Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.

2007-01-01 12:57:34 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

In facebook you can let people know your status.
It is as follows:

John is _________
You can fill up that space anyway, you can say John is bowling, John is doing homework, or even John is on fire!

Do you have any funny things to fill that blank

2007-01-01 12:56:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its about two guys who pretend to be legitamite speakers at big corporation events, but are actually protesters.

2007-01-01 12:55:54 · 1 answers · asked by blub13 2 in Movies

here is my song. And no one copy it please. Please tell me what you think of it for real.

I dont need a man

I am single
Not looking for a real man
Because i really dont need one
I just mingle with people
That are single like me

Chrous:
I dont need a man
I am fine without you
i get up and dance
And do my thing
I dont need a ring on my finger
I dont need a man

I want a love that is real
You will know if I feel you
I will give you a clue
I am fine without a man

Chrous

Let it go (5x)
I dont need a man
I am fine without you

Chrous

2007-01-01 12:55:48 · 9 answers · asked by Emily R 2 in Music

Do you prefer asking or answering questions?

2007-01-01 12:55:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And how would you respond?

2007-01-01 12:55:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-01 12:55:04 · 6 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Would you say Nick is better or Disney Channel? I am just curious. So I would like to know other people's opinion, please explain why too.

2007-01-01 12:54:48 · 35 answers · asked by Court 1 in Television

BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE WAS IT

2007-01-01 12:54:12 · 27 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me the song that is played in the background of this promo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uKdvP4-Rxg

Thanks.

2007-01-01 12:54:00 · 2 answers · asked by HYN 1 in Music

2007-01-01 12:53:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

????? what the deal??

2007-01-01 12:53:15 · 33 answers · asked by ariel 2 in Polls & Surveys

(just picture that goofy scene)

2007-01-01 12:52:46 · 11 answers · asked by BigJake418 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Ear Muffs ?

2007-01-01 12:52:26 · 27 answers · asked by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 in Polls & Surveys

-horoscope compatibility
-celebrity email and phone numbers
-naruto
-hannah montana

it's not like people are really going to give you a celebs email or number. people waste questions on things that have been asked dozens of times. why?

2007-01-01 12:51:45 · 27 answers · asked by Britt 4 in Polls & Surveys

Now, I have reached Level2 and I can give thumbs down to you

2007-01-01 12:51:40 · 10 answers · asked by Ear 3 in Polls & Surveys

So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored.
So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
"Look", he shouts, "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"
The passenger, being a man of the world, replies, "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?"
The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style.
So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."
The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.
So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks, "Well. How did it go?"
The driver replies, "It was great. But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her on the front lawn"

2007-01-01 12:51:23 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

to God, he says why did you make women so beautiful ? So that you would find them attractive says God. Well why did you make some of them so stupid asks the bloke....... well says God, so that some of them might fancy you !!!!!

2007-01-01 12:51:16 · 20 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I have no intention on changing mines tonight!

2007-01-01 12:51:09 · 14 answers · asked by duvaldiva.com 6 in Polls & Surveys

Because I did, for a change.

2007-01-01 12:50:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-01 12:50:29 · 12 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

When God was giving out good looks i was at the front of the queue but because of that he made me keep the door open for everyone else so i was last...


What queue were you at the end of when God was giving things out...

2007-01-01 12:50:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it because you do it rarely but only at funny moments like me?
or do you do it because your vocabulary isnt that big and you cant find another word to say?

2007-01-01 12:49:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It starts with "On a Sunday go to meetin' day deep in the South", then something about "Cottonmouth."

2007-01-01 12:49:52 · 2 answers · asked by Bud's Girl 6 in Music