Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
2007-01-01 12:57:34 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny. Sorry.
2007-01-01 12:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by grahamma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked the Kurds and Whey
2007-01-01 21:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Lil' Evi. Keep your day job.
2007-01-02 04:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by jantutt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are, I guess I don't understand some of them.
2007-01-01 21:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be alot of things but funny is NOT one of them
2007-01-01 22:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by Lil' Evi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he....
From where do you get so many jokes? Tell
:-)
2007-01-03 02:30:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
2007-01-01 20:59:54 · answer #7 · answered by manya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're trying to be, its no.
2007-01-01 21:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......... nice going there........ thanks for create this joke.....
2007-01-01 21:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋