So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored.
So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
"Look", he shouts, "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"
The passenger, being a man of the world, replies, "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?"
The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he has never had sex doggie style.
So the passenger says, "You have to try it. Its pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."
The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.
So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks, "Well. How did it go?"
The driver replies, "It was great. But it took me 6 Margaritas just to get her on the front lawn"
2007-01-01 12:51:23 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny. It would have been funnier if the punch line was, "It was great but it took me 6 margaritas to get my dog on the front lawn".
2007-01-01 12:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I saw a blind man walk up to a postal box and start hitting it because he could not push it open to throw away a piece of garbage once when I was waiting at a stop light. Now that was hilarious.Just read the answer from dawns dad, Ha, Ha, Ha.
2007-01-01 12:58:54 · answer #2 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually heard it before as a solution to those childless couple. They should try the dog-style position and if they come back as having tried and without success, "you should do it out on the streets too."
2007-01-01 12:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny! 7/10.
2007-01-02 06:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to take a tylenol after busting my ribs laughing at that one. That was good.
2007-01-01 12:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i thought it was funny hmm i agree with dawnsdad but the man told him to give his WIFE the maragrita..unless he was stupid
2007-01-01 12:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS SOO FUNNNNNNNY that should be a blonde joke hahahahhahha
2007-01-01 12:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant believe u actually took the time to type that out.....jk
2007-01-01 12:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by googoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta funny
2007-01-01 12:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by x plug in baby xo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why stop at six when you could have been on the road with seven.............
2007-01-01 12:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋