to God, he says why did you make women so beautiful ? So that you would find them attractive says God. Well why did you make some of them so stupid asks the bloke....... well says God, so that some of them might fancy you !!!!!
2007-01-01 12:51:16 · 20 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why was alcohol invented? So that even ugly people could have sex.
2007-01-01 23:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can all use a good laugh now and then.
So anyways, after God created Adam and Adam looked all around without finding a suitable mate, God offered to make a woman for Adam. Adam asked "what's a woman". God said "well she's similar to you, but much more beautiful, with nice curves and all, and when you come home from a hard day in the fields she'll sit you down in an easy chair and prop up your feet on a stool and fluff your pillow and bring you the paper and the remote, while she goes to finish the laundry and fixes you your favorite dinner, etc, etc." Adam say "great!, what's this gonna cost me?" God told him "an arm and a leg". Then Adam asked "what can I get for just a rib?" And here we are. Aint life grand!!
2007-01-01 21:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by nachtmann2 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
2007-01-01 21:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by cherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They went too far with this one! No reason to bother the Lord with this----The girl's mother would have willingly provided the answers.
2007-01-01 21:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do women have small feet..so they can stand closer to the sink.
Why do most women get married in white? ...Because most kitchen appliances come in white.
2007-01-02 06:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to prove that there is someone out there for everybody
Keep them coming
2007-01-02 03:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! All the women that don't get it are making the joke come true! SAAVE UUS!!
2007-01-01 20:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don`t tell me,let me guess,
there was a sale of xmas crackers down at Tescos,,,?
2007-01-01 20:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-02 07:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm must find myself one of those women then :)
2007-01-01 20:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by uk_staffie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋