A 70yr old man had a Jaguar car from new, his pride and joy, a law abiding citizen, one night he was going for a drive and decided to see just how fast the old Jag would go, he pushed his foot down to the bottom and the old jag was pushin around 120, then he heard the sirens and saw the blue lights, so he gave them a chase, he knew they could'nt catch him so eventually the guy pulled over.
The officer said look sir, it's late at night and its been a very long day, 30 yrs in the service, it you can give me an excuse that i have'nt heard, i wont book you.
The old man replied, my wife ran off with police officer 3 weeks ago and i thought you were bringing her back.
The officer let him go.
2006-12-26
01:13:01
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