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What if the day has come for me to meet my superiors, but the problem is God refuses to accept me as one of his. So I get sent downstairs and I am just too boring for Satan's taste what happens then, where do I get to spend eternity? Do you think Satan and God have some kind of a contract to prevent this from ever happening?

2006-12-26 00:52:35 · 21 answers · asked by wolverine_xs 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

Yeah you have to go to Ohio and live there till they can sort this mess out.

2006-12-26 01:01:15 · answer #1 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 1 0

Don't think about God not accepting you because He surely accepts you..maybe you are the one that doesn't accept Him.....so if you do accept Him..you won't worry about being downstairs with Satan suffering all the tortures...Ü And yup...they had a contract...and that contract is Jesus Christ..He sacrificed His life to save us all from spending eternity on lake of fire with Satan....

2006-12-26 01:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by *fairy_princessÜ 3 · 0 0

If you're a Catholic you can look forward to Limbo. But since hell is just the absence of God, I'm sure Satan has to take you.

You'll find out one day, mwahahahahaha!

2006-12-26 01:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by Velouria 6 · 0 0

i'm sure god is always more accepting and satan will get what he can take. why would he care if youre boring? the fun is in torturing you :P

2006-12-26 00:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by rachel123go 3 · 0 0

just don't behave like the beast then he'll send you to god, boredom counts

and hopefully and i am sure he wont
god wont send you back, its up to you

the contract is made only with the beast
god's contract is at birth

then again proof of either is awaiting

2006-12-26 01:00:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God eccept everybody

2006-12-26 00:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

FIRST IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ACCEPTED JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR, THIS QUESTION IS NOTHING YOU HAVE TO WORRY OVER.

SECOND GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVES IN HIM SHALL HAVE LIFEEVERLASTING. SO GOD DOES NOT HATE YOU, BUT MANY HATE AND REJECT HIM.

SATAN WILL NEVER LOVE YOU. HE WANTS TO TORMENT YOU AND STEAL YOU AWAY FROM GOD. SO NO WORRIES OF HIM REJECTING SOMETHING HE LOATHES TO JOIN HIM IN THE PITS OF HELL.

2006-12-26 00:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by baptism_by_fire_2000 6 · 1 0

even though something like that is very unlikely i think if it really do happen you would die for the second time and be elliminated from the after world altogether.

2006-12-26 00:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel 3 · 0 0

Satan loves no one.

2006-12-26 00:56:54 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2 0

You would be sent to limbo which is what I hear you are cursed to spend eternitry on the earth

2006-12-26 00:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by slp9209 4 · 0 1

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