A 70yr old man had a Jaguar car from new, his pride and joy, a law abiding citizen, one night he was going for a drive and decided to see just how fast the old Jag would go, he pushed his foot down to the bottom and the old jag was pushin around 120, then he heard the sirens and saw the blue lights, so he gave them a chase, he knew they could'nt catch him so eventually the guy pulled over.
The officer said look sir, it's late at night and its been a very long day, 30 yrs in the service, it you can give me an excuse that i have'nt heard, i wont book you.
The old man replied, my wife ran off with police officer 3 weeks ago and i thought you were bringing her back.
The officer let him go.
2006-12-26 01:13:01 · 22 answers · asked by spiritania 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the great laugh.
2006-12-26 01:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by LCee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 rate
2006-12-28 05:00:33 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening.
2006-12-28 19:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R u a comedian? (if u made this up then u have to be!) Keep on telling jokes because you made my, and someone else's, day!
THANKS AGAIN!
2006-12-26 09:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by .j,kjhgd,jghf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious. most cops will do that if its 5 mins till end of their shift. LMAO
2006-12-26 09:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Brillant!
2006-12-26 12:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2006-12-26 19:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-26 09:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by soapy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got him good!
2006-12-26 09:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by Clarissa P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA good one!
2006-12-26 09:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
know what that was a goodin.wish you have more for me.
2006-12-26 10:15:01 · answer #11 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋