A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth
extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful.
But the price could drop to £40"
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you
£5, but it's going to be very traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman."
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
2006-12-25
17:46:39
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