A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth
extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an
anaesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful.
But the price could drop to £40"
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the
extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you
£5, but it's going to be very traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman."
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
2006-12-25 17:46:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that was great!!
2006-12-26 16:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by butterfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME
Keep me laughing till 2007
2006-12-26 01:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another one i've heard before but forgot the ending. very good, verry funny, and i like how you typed out the dialect. adds to the joke immensly!!
2006-12-26 01:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful!!!!
Thats us Hubbies. always ensuring that the world can learn a lot from us..
2006-12-26 01:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's about right! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-29 08:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a joke..........
2006-12-26 04:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋